Today I went to church as usual. Before Melvin gave his message, he told us where he stands on the war. I didn't agree with all the things he said. After awhile, it sounded more like he was chastising us than just telling us his opinion. The thing is I don't really care what he thinks of the war, or really what anybody thinks of the war. Apparantly, whatever we do has no effect of what the "president" chooses to do.

I went out to lunch with Alex to the New Taravel Cafe. The food was good and cheap, but service was kind of slow. But it was cool just to hang out with him and talk to him about life stuff. Then we met up with Brian, Norm, and Wayne to go to the driving range. I don't play golf, but it was still pretty fun. My thumb was all red when I got home. I think I was holding my clubs wrong. My driver, "The Cougar", was the worst club ever made. Nobody could get a decent shot using it. But I will continue to use it and bring it to victory. Brian says there's probably concrete inside the head of my club.

Tried to do homework but I kept watching the Warriors - Wiz game. It was Miguel Jordans "last" game in the Bay Area. You know he's going to come back in two years out of retirement and be busting jumpers with his cane. I saw Wayne in the background. 29,000 people at the Arena and I see Wayne's ugly mug bright and clear in the stands. What is this world coming to.

Fantasy Baseball auction is coming up. For all of you that play fantasy baseball, let me give you some sleeper picks:
1. Jason Kendall. He's always a good pick, you can't go wrong. Speaking of catchers, I hit Mike Piazza twice in the head in my PS2 baseball game just to make sure he doesn't crowd the inside of the plate. Unfortunately, he didn't charge the mound, sissy. If you want to know who the gay New York Met players are, ask me one day and I will reveal the truth.
2. Ramon E. Martinez. Now that he plays for the Chicano Cubs, Dusty Baker is going to give him lots of playing time. Plus he was nice enough to tell me what his E. stands for. Is this his breakout year? Yes. But when i say breakout, I mean he's going to hit more than 3 home runs.
3. Guillermo Mota. He has the nerve to hit Mike Piazza in two consecutive spring training seasons. If he hit every batter he faced, everybody would fear him.

Thats all kids.