I did absolutely nothing today, thats pathetic. I think today made me realize i need a job in the summer. I was figuring that the summer would give me plenty of time to hang out with friends and relax, but then I realized most of my friends probably have other things to do and other people to hang out with. plus I need a car, that'll help increase my productivity.

Alex wants me and Pat to update our blog sites "every ten minutes", which seems physically impossible, but I'll make an attempt to at least update it now. In honor of opening day for Malibu's Most Wanted, and plus I have nothing else to do, i'm going to do some more rapping. Alex gave me the topic of Master of Disguise, the movie he just saw, to start with. Here goes.

So this rap here is for my boy named Alex
Who's too young to be worrying about filing his taxes
He just got home and saw The Master of Disguise
While he sat on his couch eating chicken pot pies
He thought Dana Carvey was corny and lame
Everytime Alex loses in Madden he gives Norm the blame
We make fun of Alex cuz he's easy to tease
And when he disagrees he be saying "Comeon Please"
He's getting paid five dollars to mow the lawn of Gars
But he don't know that the lawn is filled with SARS
He spends all his free time in Lowell's library
Where he's reading his textbook learning US History
He enjoys playing volleyball and long walks on the beach
And has three giant posters of James Van Der Beek
We was once watching tv and Alex says to me
That he bets Colin Powell is half Chinese
I shake my head and say not too kind
"Alex you idiot, are you stupid or blind?"
So 35 Cent is ending cuz he's tired of rapping
But Alex still deserved this good verbal slapping.