I'm sitting here bored and waiting for the Giants game to start in an hour, so I thought I'd give all you kids out there a lesson in old school rappin:

Yo check it out
My name is 35 Cent, I'm an old G rapper
I come from the streets
And I'm a notorious napper
Just because I'm Asian don't be hatin on me
I've got more lines than James Vander Beek
I go to a school called Lowell high
Where lunch lady Lisa serves only Chicken Pot Pies
I got in some trouble cuz I skipped the rally
Instead I was at home watching When Harry Met Sally
I've been dissed cuz my favorite player is Todd Fuller
My friends say he could be dunked on by any high schooler
I'm a big fan of Pirates catcher Jason Kendall
Though its sad cuz Ramon E. can play better in sandals
I had the chance to meet Ramon and ask him bout his E
He said it stands for Enrique and scolded me for being nosy
Well I'm all out of rhymes so that's all for this rap
I'm gonna go be notorious and take a nap