This is a random blog. Here is a list of things I like, and a list of things I hate. Enjoy:
This I Hate:
1. When I hold open the door for a stranger and she just walks right in without saying thank you or even making eye contact with me to acknowledge my wonderful deed. This happened today to me with a girl from school. I hate her, she's the girl who sits in my reg for 10 minutes starring at a mirror fixing her makeup. Yeesh. And that leads me to point 2.
2. Girls who do their makeup in public. There's just something wrong about girls looking in the mirror and doing their stuff in public with everyone watching them. It's a huge turn off for me. Would you like it if I stratched myself and burped repeatedly in public? The last thing I want to see is a girl trying to look beautiful. The best kind of girls are those who are naturally beautiful and don't have to check every twenty minutes whether or not they need more eye shadow. Any more eye shadow on these girls and I swear I'll think some of these girls got socked in the face.
3. Neighbors who do their lawn work Saturday mornings. Sure, it's nice to get up early and get the chores done, but please, I don't want to hear my neighbors lawnmower going off Saturday at 8 AM. Let people sleep and do that work later.
4. LA. People who live in southern California seem to be...I don't know...stupid (this excludes my brother who is attending USC). Dodger fans and Anaheim fans are the worst in baseball. Well, maybe not the worst since they haven't thrown any cell phones yet, but all they do is get drunk during the games, do the Wave (which I urge not to do during a Giants game), and shake those Thundersticks (like they did during the World Series). Thundersticks are for sissies. And what's up with those rally monkies? Anaheim had so little faith in their team they had to bring rally monkeys. I'll be in Anaheim next year and I'm going to bring my Giants cap and a Unrally Camel stuffed animal because we'll crush them. That'll send my message across to those stupid fans.
Now, enough bitterness, these are things I like:
1. When people call me "Sir." I dont know why, but I find it cool when someone does that. This usually happens at a formal, wedding, banquet, etc. It makes me feel...important, and grown up. And now that I'm 18, I better be called Sir. It's just a nice way to show respect.
2. When waiters offer me coffee. This doesn't happen to often, and I don't even drink coffee. But once again, this is an age thing, makes me feel older than I really am. If the coffee is free, I'll take it, just for the heck of it.
That is all. As you can see, the things I hate outweighs the things i like. This explains why I am always so bitter. Bye.

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