I'ts been a while since I've last blogged because some days you have everything you wanna say in your head, but you're just too lazy to write it down to words. I call that Allan syndrome, aka laziness. Thinking is always easier than writing stuff. Keep that in mind.

So I will try to say everything I wanted to say the past few days:

1. My friend Nancy from the 6C class in Mathcamp was bored on Thursday, so we decided to start a Neopets account together. I know nothing about Neopets or if I'm supposed to feed them or not. I hope they aren't waiting for food, because I won't be giving them anything until I'm bored enough to go back to that site. I would make a horrible father. In order to sign up, the website asked for my address. I hope I don't start getting some Neopet Monthy Magazine, my parents might start thinking I'm gay.

2. Sorry guys, but we failed again at volleyball. First off, Porno Mustache Guy didn't show up. He must be hiding because he knows he's number one on our hit list. We played four or five games, and we lost all of them. At the end, they got so cocky they decided to play us 5 on 6. And they know we're so bad that they kept trying to break up our team and split us up to make the competition more fair. But I will say that I was not disappointed with anyone, we did our best and we came up empty. Like Brian says, we just need to get better.

3. After Bible Study I went to Garson and Shirleys house to borrow some DVD's. Don't worry guys, I will have them back in tip top shape. I will guard them as if they were property of...Queen Latifah, or someone famous, you knamean? (as said by my great friend Brandon Powerwong). Surely (Shirley), I am greatful. I will give you my reviews on the three movies after I view them. Sigh...Almost Famous with Kate Hudson...I can't wait.

4. Me and Dave were thinking about buying a internet domain name, so we went to one of those sites that sells them. Here are interesting facts you may not know: 1) Everything with CIA is taken, like CIA.com, CIA.gov, CIA.US, etc. Strange isn't it? 2) www.elephantballs.com is taken. It's a billards ball company. Don't ask why me and Dave were looking that one up. 3) www.elephantnuts.com is not taken.

5. Ok, so I've been thinking about ways to pass the remaining few days of summer, and I've been tempted, as you may know, to start writing a "movie" script. Here are a few ideas of movies I have, let me know what you think and maybe I'll start writing it. And please, don't go and steal my ideas and make millions, I will sue you.

Not Fast Not Furious - Frank, a young teenager, decides to get into the car stealing industry (yes, there is an industry of this). His mentor, Sam, is a hot shot car theft teaching him the ropes. Frank begins working for a notorious car stealing boss feared by all. His first mission is to steal a 93 Corolla, and bring it to the boss to collect his reward ($300 to buy himself a PS2). But in the process of getting this Corolla, Frank loses his own pair of keys, which has his beloved Lucky Rabbit's Foot. Cast will include Frankie Muniz, Ashton Kutcher, Tom Hanks, and Glenn Close as Frank's grandma. If I can't get these guys to act in my movie, I will settle for Alex.

Losers Play With Pokemen - Phil, a 21 year old college student, is one of the worlds greatest Yugio card players. He decides to enter in the annual World Competition of Yugio (or the WCY as I call it) held here in San Francisco. Phils rarest card, a card so rare that there only exists three copies in the world, is stolen from his home one week before the competition. Phil spends the next seven days searching for the card. Along the way, he falls in love with another competitor, Linda, and together they search for Phils card (even if it means Linda gives up her free time in preparing for the tournament). Cast includes Orlando Bloom and Kate Hudson. Once again, if they are busying and can't make it, I will settle for Alex.

That is all for now. Goombye please.