The thing I noticed today was that since there is no math camp, I don't see Garson every day to remind me to update, so I will do my best to update 5 times a week on my own (and no, I will not update 5 times in one day to meet my quota). Here's randomness for you, the reader:

1. Went to the dentist today. The X-Rays show I need to have all four of my wisdom teeth out, so I'm going to see The Surgeon tomorrow to discuss the procedure and schedule an appointment. The thing that got me mad was my dentist is making me come back next week to FINISH my cleaning! How messed up is that. (that's not a question, it's a statement) I'm already sitting in the chair of death with my gums bleeding, and she says "OK, you can get up and we'll continue next time." Next time? Just finish the job you devil woman. The only reason I think she stopped was because she had one patient in the waiting room she probably wanted to start on. And yes, that patient was a women (women these days, sheesh). Her name is Dr. Soderstrom. I don't recommend her, unless you like having your teeth cleaned in segments.

2. Taking out my wisdom teeth scares me. My broder tells me there's a 1% chance of not waking up if they put me to sleep. There's one where they numb my mouth and leave me awake, and at least that way I'll be awake, but the last thing I want to see is some guy drilling in my mouth. Any suggestions, comments, or previous wisdom teeth memories you'd like to share?

3. So many sports trades going on. (if you don't like sports, you might want to move on to the next paragraph. This is my take on all the trades/signings). Gilbert Arenas to the Wizards. What a shame GIlbert, I thought you wanted to win. Instead, I see you are just a greedy bastard. Who wants to go to the Wizards game against the Warriors next season and throw fake money at him? Sprewell to the Timberwolves? Pat must be happy, at least their jerseys look cooler than the Knicks. Pirates are trading away everybody, and rumor has it that Brian Giles and Jason Kendall might go to the Padres! What a shame, my Pirates cap will make me look like even more of a loser. One thang is for sure, I will not wear a Padres cap.

4. I found a link on Johnson's profile, and it led me to this cool website, Askmen.com. It's the perfect website for me: love advice and articles by men, about women! I think I need to find out about the guy perspective now (I suppose mine isn't enough). Then I will use all I know about men and women and construct the ultimate robot, one that knows all about love. I will call him: Mr. Loveshack.

5. I'm tempted to share what I learned from this website and from all the conversations about love with my fellow friends these past few months, but I'm afraid all the secrets will be revealed. I need to hide something up my sleeve (line from John Mayer, did I woo you with that line?)

Thanks for reading.