I feel like a list:

1. Yesterday I went with Norm to go watch Le Divorce (starring Kate Hudson). I thought it was pretty good. Of course I did, it has Kate Hudson in lingerie, how could I complain? I thought the story was hard to follow at times, but the ending was pretty understandable and good. Kate didn't look as good as she did in How To Lose a Guy. It was all those French people in the movie, they talk weird. I can't understand what they were saying.

2. My mom needed something from Sunset Super, so I drove her there. I was waiting in the car and the one thing I noticed was that there was a multitude of Asian women going in and out of the store. Perhaps I should start shopping at Sunset Super. You know, just to pick up some nice produce (produce = women)

3. Cal is considering stand up. There was a point in my life when I considered doing that too. I sat down and tried to think of material. That was too hard. I'm convinced the only way to get good material is to go about your daily life and carry a notebook to jot down funny things you see. Not too many asian comedians out there. Seems like most of them just talk about how non-American their parents are, and make fun of them by imitating them in an Asian voice. I guess white people find it funny to talk like that.

4. I don't know what to talk about in my next blog. So I will have an Ask Allan blog again. Like last time, just leave a question in my comments section below about anything you want, and I'll answer it. Examples of questions: 1. Would Gary Coleman be a better Governor than a goat? 2. What's the difference between a mustache and a porno mustache?