I tuned in at 5 PM to watch the SNL rerun on the Comedy Channel to see Kate Hudson. Instead it was hosted by David Duchovny. I was disappointed, very disappointed.

My brother and I were watching the MTV music awards and Hilary Duff was one of the people giving out an award. My brother said she was fat. I said she was phat. My brother's old college roommate from last year said he woke up at 5AM and met Hilary Duff at some record store as she promoted her new CD. He's a hardcore fan. He got so into it that he put the CD in his car, turned it up, and wasn't paying attention and backed into another car. I guess Lizzie McGuire has that effect on people.

Explosion at Chiron today. Little known fact: the explosion was caused by Pat Poon.

I forgot to mention one thing about school. In me and Kenny's US History class, there's this one white guy who keeps bringing up random subjects in class. He's trying to get known by the teacher I assume, but these questions are so dumb. If I were the teacher, I'd tell him to stop asking these lame questions, and that he's actually lowering the education in the classroom. Last time, he started talking about Gangs of New York, which had absolutely nothing to do with our current subject, the 1870's-1900's (Gangs of New York took place in 1820's, and the teacher even told him that). On Monday, we were talking about the AFL, a labor union. Then the white guy raises his hand and asks "What does the CIO stand for?" We weren't even talking about the CIO you stupid idiot.

People are trying too hard to get on the teacher's good side. Nobody likes a suck up. And nobody likes a guy who asks stupid questions. I guarantee when the class starts discussing World War I, the white guy will ask our teacher if he used to watch McHale's Navy or MASH.