I was surfing Askmen.com last night and found their 2003 list of the 99 Most Desirable Women. Now this list was compiled through the votes of readers and staff members of the site. The said "Desirable" meant women they'd like as their "girlfriend, wife, and everything in between." I took the time to go through all 99 women, and took note of some things I found interesting (this subject is good because Jeff just recently gave his take on E!'s list of the top 25 blondes):

#83 Rachel Weisz - She definately has to be higher than #83. For those of you who don't know her, she's the girl from The Mummy movies, Confidence, and has a new one with John Cusak coming out. She is just flat out beautiful, and beautiful isn't a word I use often. Plus she has a British accent. She's fabulous, absolutely stunning.

#78 Liv Tyler - Liv Tyler made this list? She looks like my Magic Rub eraser with hair. The only reason she's famous is because her dad is the lead singer of Aerosmith. Come on, she shouldn't be here.

#72 Katie Holmes - Katie Holmes is hot. She was the reason I saw the first season of Dawson's Creek. Yea yea, I used to watch Dawson's Creek back in freshman year...

#68 Sarah Michelle Gellar - Kenny always makes fun of her because of her nose. That's so mean!

#65 LeeAnn Tweeden - She may not be a household name yet, but look her up, she's really hot and has a nice smile and body.

#64 Jeri Ryan - This girl can assimilate me any day of the week. She won't be getting any resistance from me.

#57 Famke Janssen - She's Jean Grey from the X-Men movies. I'd let her read my mind.

#56 Kate Hudson - What?!! There are 55 other women that guys would rather have. This list is corrupt and not very reliable.

#50 Lucy Liu - I know people support her because she's Asian, but she's not really that good looking to me.

#43 Cameron Diaz - She was really hot in There's Something About Mary. She's such a free spirit and always seems to have fun, I think that's why most guys like her.

#37 Shakira - I hate Shakira. All she does is shake her butt. She somehow manages to sell records too, even though she sounds like she has a dead rat in her throat.

#25 Jessica Simpson - Anyone who's seen Newlyweds on MTV now knows she's a stuck up slob who doesn't know tuna from chicken.

#8 Shania Twain - This is crazy. Shania Twain is garbage. I desire a hot dog more than Shania Twain.

And finally, #3,#2, and #1 are Heidi Klum, Halle Berry, and Charlize Theron. Come on people.

I want to see what people think of this list. Go put something on my comments box. And if any girls out there are going to comment, I'm interested in who their top men are. But just put your top 4, because I already know I'm #1 on your list.