I will attempt the impossible. That is right folks, I will blog for the 3rd Night In A Row!!! That is almost unheard of in the blog world, but due to my schedule or lack thereof, I will write today.

Last night I forgot about one thing I was going to blog about. I was watching Unsolved Mysteries (more like stumbled upon it while channel surfing) and they started talking about finding a cloth with the image of Jesus' body they used to wrap him up with after he was crucified. I saw something on PBS about this long ago. They still don't know for sure about its authenticity. People say its too good to be a painting. Others say its fake because of carbon dating that says its from the 17th century (my brother has his questions about carbon dating because isn't carbon dating basically in favor of evolution?). I'd like to think it was real, but who knows, certainly not me. So that leads me to think, what are the top 5 things in history I'd like to own... :

5. Noah's Ark. Could you imagine owning this giant boat and showing it off to your friends. I guarantee you it'll be more popular than any Disney Cruiseship. This boat has to be unsinkable. But then again, the Titanic was supposed to be as well. The only drawback to Noah's Ark: no bowling alley. I'd have to build one in. Plus I'd have an eat-all-you-can buffet inside.

4. A Dinosaur. Not the bones and fossils of one, but a real live one, walking around and eating people. That would be a great pet. Plus I'd make millions off him by marketting him. He could be the new McDonalds spokesman. Can't be any worse than Justin Timberlake. And I'd also make money off him by signing him to movie contracts. Having a real dinosaur would make all those lame Jurassic Park movies more exciting.

3. The Diary of Christopher Columbus. You know somewhere in there he admits he got lucky by finding America. And you know his crew wasn't buying all the "no, we're not lost" crap he was feeding them. This guy got his own national holiday for kicking off people and being a bully. He really set the tone for the foundation America is set on: bullying people until we have our way.

2. Tonya Harding's lead pipe. Now there's a piece of American bloody history.

1. Kate Hudson. Yea yea, I know she's not really a historical icon, but imagine the things I could do with her if I owned her...