Pat says I have an interesting blog to read. I am honored. I also feel required to blog now. Put on your hard hat and buckle that safety belt:

1. Short day of school today, just one hour of Spanish. On my way to school John Mayer was live on Star 101.3. Don Bleu was an idiot and started asking him about Jennifer Love Hewitt (who he used to go out with). He was asking The Mayer if he helped produce her CD, then asked if her "body was a wonderland." The Mayer didn't answer, so Don Bleu asked it again as if The Mayer didn't hear him the first time. John Mayer started to get pissed. I started to get pissed. Does this Don Bleu idiot even know they don't go out anymore? If I were doing an interview (by the way I'm always free to do them, considering how famous I am), I wouldn't want to talk about ex girlfriends. I don't even want to talk about ex girlfriends to my friends (for me, that'd be about a 12 second conversation).

2. Took my first college test today in Spanish. I think it went well, it was basically the same questions from a worksheet we've been going over in class, so I should've gotten an A. I will find out tomorrow. Brian says if you do the work, you'll get the grades. Makes sense. Brian pointed out the tests in Lowell were always unfair, because teachers were always trying to find ways to trick you. That makes sense, because I think half the students in Lowell are cocky enough to think they know everything, so half the teachers use trick questions to screw them. That leaves the other half of students like me falling into the wrath.

3. After class I went to get the new John Mayer cd. For some reason, Borders had it on sale for $13, when presales for it on his website were $14. So I just bought me some McDonalds, came home, and sat there eating lunch in my tiny room alone listening to the whole cd. If you feel sorry for me, you should, I lead a lonely, lonely, life.

4. I try to listen to the entire CD for all the CD's I buy because every so often you find a good song, maybe even better than the song you originally bought the cd for. Then there are other times when some songs just plain suck and I have to skip it or else I'll die (i think Vertical Horizon was one of those crappy cd's with 2 good songs and 9 pieces of crap).

5. I've been eating McDonalds almost every school day. That can't be healthy. So today I decided to buy a $1 "Side Salad." But I poured on the Caeser dressing. I will die of my poor diet at the age of 40.

6. All these new lawsuits being filed against children and grandmas for downloading MP3's is working, it's starting to scare me. Most of the people being sued have downloaded 1000's of songs, so I think I'm safe. But it would be pretty ironic if the government came after me because of my 11 MP3's. And worst yet, they listed the names of the people getting sued in the newspaper, and have records of the songs they downloaded. That would suck if people found out you were getting sued AND that you have bad taste in music. Getting fined for downloading Spice Girl songs is rough. Not that I have any Spice Girl cds...

7. My Kate Hudson desktop picture makes me happy. Selina said the picture of her looked like Drew Barrymore. How dare you Selina, that's an insult. Nobody should look like Drew Barrymore.