This blog is dedicated to Jeff Gon, current MAN, future HUSBAND (that made no sense at all, sorry):

So Jeff is now engaged. Instead on blogging about my day, I will have a special marriage blog. This is a big event in a mans life. Not that I would know, I'm nowhere close. But Jeff has been going out with Lisa for sometime now. I remember going over to his house once back two summers ago and looking at those pictures from his senior prom. Jeff had fob hair. It was a great picture. Really.

And to save you trouble and the stamp, yes Jeff, I will attend your wedding. And also so you don't have to ask, yes I will be your best man and yes I will attend your bachelor party. So how many strippers should I get for you?

I think its cool to get married to a high school sweetheart. You don't see too many of those around anymore. That's why I think dating around isn't so great. Why watse your time with all those other girls.

Here are some advantages of marriage:

1. You suddenly get the Married Man Status, meaning you've officially become off the market. And you know what, that makes women like you even more knowing they can't have you.

2. You can now go to those dinner parties. If I go to a dinner party by myself, I look like a loser. But now you can go to them and talk about couple things.

Ok time to go watch some ER. Bye.