Today kenny passed his driving test. I am very happy for him. If he failed then he'd be pissed for another few weeks. I was pissed when I failed mine by one point, then had to wait two weeks to take it again.

Speaking of driving, as I was walking to the CCSF parking lot after school a girl got hit by a car. I didn't see it, all I saw was a girl on the floor with people around her and a white car stopped in front of her. I didn't think they needed my help so I just walked to my car (I am a professional doctor you know. Watching dozens of ER episodes makes me qualified. Did somebody ask for a quad perferated isotope macro EKG monitor?). I really think they should put up some stop lights so people can cross instead of a little cone that says "pedestrian crossing." I've have some fob guy almost bump me because he must've felt I was getting in his way of driving (stupid fobs) and some lady drove right past me as I was crossing. The dangers of CCSF... It's more than just the black guys and stupid HK fobs.

Yesterday I was watching Ripley's Believe It Or Not and some girl from some foreign country liked eating her hair because she said it "tasted like food." They had to operate and inside her stomach was a 3 pound hairball that was 9 inches long. That's pretty sick. When they showed the commercial for that segment beforehand, I thought she swallowed a cat. How can hair taste like food? Her food must taste like shampoo.

Kate Hudson was on E!'s 25 Hottest Blondes of 2003. She was #5. I didn't bother to see who was 1-4, but she beat out girls like Britney Spears, Meg Ryan, Kirsten Dunst, and Madonna. If it were my list, she'd be #1 by far. Of course, Hilary Duff would be #2 for Cal.