With the Giants in the playoffs, this will be a special sports blog edition. Sorry to all you non sports fans out there. Maybe I'll blog about Dungeons and Dragons next to meet your standards.

I got home today at 11:30 AM so I could watch the Giants game at 1:00. I sat in my room, put on my Giants cap, shut the door, and watched the game alone. I need to concentrate on every pitch. I was so close to the tv I'm glowing from its radiation. My dad needed laser eye surgery today to relieve the pressure in his eye, but my mom took him to the hospital. I wasn't going to miss the Playoffs ok? I swear the Giants have the weakest pitching staff in all of baseball besides Jason Schmidt. The only thing we have is Barry Bonds (and for all you ladies out there, a hunky JT Snow). But when Bonds retires and JT Snow becomes a free agent, all we'll have left is a 50 year old Carlos Santana as our catcher. Which is why we need to win NOW! I tried to see every single pitch, but I found myself bored and switching channels. I missed the last two outs because I was watching Justin Timberlake's new music video.

Dusty Baker won. What a prick. I hate him. So here's my list of top 10 sports teams/players I HATE besides Dusty Baker (I know it's a weird mixed up list, but I need to vent):

1. The Dodgers. Cal saw it first hand, the Dodgers have the worst fans in the history of fans. They even snooped so low as to shoot a Giants fan. Yo Dodger fans, don't be shooting us because we're better than you. Go back to breathing your smog.

2. The Yankees. When somebody spends that much money to try to win a championship, that ticks me off. Here are the Detroit Tigers who lost 119 games with a payroll of 7 million dollars. And here are the Yankees, with like a 190 million dollar payroll. Yankees suck.

3. The Lakers. What can I say, they're trying to be the Yankees of the NBA.

4. Kobe Bryant. Yo Kobe, just don't rape me ok?

5. Shaquille O'Neal. I can't stand this guy. I think it turned personal when he knocked my boy Todd Fuller over in a game versus the Warriors in 1998. Nobody knocks over my boy Todd.

6. The Anaheim Angles. They beat the Giants by luck. They claim their stupid rally monkey is any good. Nobody goes to their games, and everyone who is there is drunk by the 6th inning (trust me, I've been there). Then when they won the world series, all the guys who don't even know a baseball from a grapefruit were probably all like "I never lost faith, we're #1."

7. Rick Fox. Aka Brick Box. What a square. Haha, just kidding Alex. He's a very underrated actor as Edwin always says.

8. Darren Baker. I know he's not an athlete, but he's Dusty's stupid son who got in the way last year. If JT Snow rolled him over into a pancake, the world would hate JT Snow. But instead he picks him up as he crosses home plate and turns into a hero. Man, I've picked up children before but nobody seems to care about me.

9. Gilbert Arenas. Just say it Gilbert, its all about the benjamins.

10. Jeff Kent. He's got a porno mustache. Enough said about that.

And finally, on a different note, Jeff says he may invite me to his bachelor's party. Meaning there might be girls there (I prefer girls). Don't worry, I might be a little young, but I have seen girls dancing before ok? However, this was at Lowell's dances and there wasn't a pole between their legs and 90% of their skin showing.