Last night John Mayer was on SNL. Me and Dave watched him, and I thought he was really good live. Even Dave was impressed. Then today I went up to Wayne and asked him if he saw it. He's all like "People still watch that lame show?" Um Wayne, SNL has been around for more than 25 years, producing Hollywood stars over and over such as Will Farrell and Jimmy Fallon. I know Wayne secretly saw it.

Today was Baptism day. I stood in the back row of the bleachers. Somebody was taking a lot of pictures. I won't say who was taking them. And I won't say what he'll do with those pictures. In fact, this paragraph isn't hinting at anything. Really, it's not.

49ers finally won a football game. That's worth mentioning considering Terrell Owens keeps bickering so much. He makes it sound like he's always wide open and Garcia is just looking the other way.

I will go now.