This entry is dedicated to the most unlikely guy in the world right now. No, I'm not talking about Wayne, I'm talking about Steve Bartman, the Cubs fan who will spend the rest of his short life in isolation from the outside world.

I want to throw in my two cents on this situation. This guy should NOT be blamed for the Marlins winning the pennant. First off, this guy is a baseball fan, just like many of us. To point the finger at another baseball fan who paid hard earned money for his ticket, and who tried to catch a FOUL ball in FOUL territory, is wrong. This guy is a kids baseball coach for crying out loud. Its not like this guy is the world's most evil man. Last time I checked, if a ball is coming towards me, the split second reaction is to catch the darn thing (sorry for my intense swearing, I just get all pumped up at this subject). The Cubs are just looking for a scapegoat for their crappy play. Do I hate the Cubs? Yes. Do I think they have the worst fans in baseball? Yes (now I do). This fan, Steve Bartman (no relation to the Simpsons superhero), had fans waiting to punch him at his home and his car. Hey Chicago "fans", if that's what you call yourselves, lay off this guy ok? Go punch Mark Prior for giving up those runs, or Alex Gonzalez for bobbling a routine ground ball, or Dusty Baker for making some bad managerial decisions, or Darren Baker because that kid is annoying. Heck, I'd rather you go punch Kobe Bryant for making me see his ugly raping mug on tv everytime I turn it on. When I turn on ET or Access Hollywood, I want to see Kate Hudson's hot body, not Kobe Bryants fat lawyer ok?

Netzero is stupid. They asked me if I wanted to upgrade to 7.0, so I clicked yes, and now there's all these stupid conflicting programs that things get frozen or shut down. Darn you Netzero and your lousy $9.99 Internet service.

There is talk around the Lem household that we might buy a treadmill soon. If that is the case, I will be using it daily. I've also started to work out because Peony has bigger muscles than I do. And when Peony's muscles are bigger than yours, you know something has to be done. Soon I will have such huge muscles, even Jeff Gon will be like "Damn." And this time he'll say it because I'm buff.

With the CBC basketball tourney coming, I need to get into Todd Fuller shape. Last year I had to guard Wayne, and I'll tell you what, it's very hard to play against him because he weighs almost 350 pounds more than I do. But I did outscore him in the worlds tiniest courts, aka CBC courts. Also, if we ever go back and play Thursday night volleyball, I want to be in tip top shape against the Porno Mustache Guy. I do feel for the guy too because of his debt after hitting a motorcyclist. Maybe when I come out of retirement we'll meet a new foe, and new enemy. A new....Porno Mustached Person...

Be afraid...