Today me and Dave went to Martin's house to check out his guitars. I saw a Lowell Class of 99 Senior Panoramic. I didn't even know he went to Lowell, for some strange reason I thought he went to Wash. Anyway, his guitars are very nice and expensive. Before we came upstairs, I saw him looking out the window for us. But he never opened the door, I guess he didn't see us standing right outside his house, so I had to call him. Geez.

There's this girl on Friendster that wanted to be my friend, so I accepted her. She's a friend of my friend. I have no idea who she is, but she's actually kinda cute. Too bad she's 20, lives in Indonesia (that's next to Canada for those of you who don't know), and don't be speaking too good of an English if you knamean. Maybe one day I'll go to Indonesia, you know, just to see what's going on there. I bet all you guys will now be logging on to Friendster trying to find her.

If you've been a regular reader, you'll know that I've had many bad encounters with my bank, the Worlds Savings in Lakeshore Plaza. For my last three visits, I've had this Chinese lady as my teller (I just go to the teller that is open, and she's happened to be it for the last three times). Anyway, she's always trying to get me to sign up for their free online banking. She recognizes me, so on my last visit, she has the neve to ask me again. Politely, I say "Oh no thanks, it's ok, I don't need it" like I've done ever since I started going there. Then out of nowhere she's all like "You know I'll just keep asking you to sign up." I was pretty pissed. I should've said "Oh no you didn't just say that sister" and snap my fingers in her face. But instead, I just said, "Ok" and left. She thinks I will cave in and sign up for their online banking. The white girl asked me when I went on Tuesday, and I said no. I will NOT let them win. They need to learn they aren't dealing with some hanky panky customer here. I'm THE ALLAN LEM, and I will NOT do my banking online.

The war with my bank may last a lifetime. And if that's what it takes to come out on top, I am ready to engage in this war.