"You have to take a chance on something sometime" - Jim Halpert.

Monday, December 08, 2003

I don't really feel angry right now (probably because I'm listening to Steven Curtis Chapman, a very good Christian singer), but I wrote down a whole bunch of things to rant about. By the end of this post, I may turn into the Hulk. HULK...ANGRY!!!

1. Has anybody seen the new Ben Hooflek commercial for his "new" movie, Paycheck. Ok, first off if you haven't seen it, this movie is about a guy who has him memory erased, and tries to remember who he used to be by looking at clues he left from his old life. In the process of finding his true self, bad guys are trying to kill him and he's running away from them with Uma Thurman as his lover. Is it me, or is this the EXACT same plot for the Bourne Identitiy that starred his best friend Matt Damon? Is Holleywood really running out of movie ideas? Have they come so low as to just use the same script, but change the main role to just the best friend of the first actor? I swear, I could make trillions in Hollywood as a writer if this crap is getting produced.

2. Due to the endorsement by Cal, I've signed up for Paypal so people can send me money for my cards even faster. But the thing that is pissing me off is I have losers backing out of deals. Some guy can't buy my card because he says "something came up." What exactly comes up that prevents someone from spending $4? People are stupid nowadays.

3. Me and Kenny's US History class has to rank as one of the worst classes in US History. I forgot to mention, but last week Mr. Moreno our teacher, came back after cancelling the previous class due to him being sick. So since Mr. Moreno is back, some asian guy raises his hand and asks him, "Are you over the hill?" Mr. Moreno looked all confused and everyone starts laughing at this kid. Then he realizes he's an idiot and says, "Oh wait, I meant to ask if you're over the hump(of the illness)." Man, if somebody filmed this class and put it on tv, it could be on NBC primetime and be a top 10 show.

4. I find that I like watching channel 8, the chinese channel, every once in a while, even though I don't know chinese. It's fun watching those variety shows. They were just dancing around and singing Karaoke (or as the chinese say it, Ka-Roe-Kay). Once of these days, I will go to China, go to one of those Chinese variety shows, and get on stage and do some John Mayer on Karaoke. All the chinese girls will giggle like school girls in their school uniforms, point and me, and say in Chinese, "Giggle, that American boy is a hottie, giggle." And then as I get off the stage I'll give them a middle finger and show them my red, white, and blue underpants. That's the American way.

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