1. Do you think anyone who has gotten arrested has ever smiled while taking their picture for their criminal file? I think most criminals instinctively mug while taking their photo, but if someone who has never been exposed to crime before, like a school teacher or Mr. Rogers, has to take a mugshot, wouldn't you think it'd be their instict to smile? I find myself smiling whenever a picture of me is taken. If I ever go to prison and have to take one of these pictures, I'd have the happiest mug shot in FBI history.

2. I'm very insecure. But at least I know I am. The next step is trying to cure my insecurities, but that's harder than you think.

3. I've been watching a lot of Star Trek: The Next Generation recently. It's on from 7-8, then 8-9, and it's really been messing up my study habits. I find Worf to be the dumbest character ever, but I like the guy. Everything Worf says is stupid, and everybody tells him he's wrong. It's like Worf is there just to say obvious things, and then Data or Captain Picard has to correct him. You'd almost think he was there just to use up time to make the show an hour long. If I were on the Enterprise, I would spend my days in the Holodeck so I can play for the Giants or Warriors, and make Kate Hudson my love slave. Then I bet Troi would walk in and ruin my fun. I'd go hang out with Wesley Crusher and we can look for hot Klingon chicks.