List again:

1. Dude, is the name Allan Lem that common, because I swear around CCSF it is. There was this one guy talking in front of me about his friend who took this class before him, named Allen Lim!! What the. And then in my psychology class, the teacher read my name, and this white dude raised his hand. And then he was all like, " Oh sorry, I thought you called me." And you know what his name is? Alone Lom. Dude, this is ridiculous.

2. I passed by the computer lab and they had a sign that said "No visible food or drink." But I went inside anyway, since I had a huge invisible hot dog with me.

3. I was watching the news (AKA Conan O'Brian's monologue) and he said 7-11 recalled a sandwich because it carried bacteria. That's a little scary. First off, I don't think many of us can return a sandwich that's being recalled. Secondly, we all know 7-11 has questionable food safety regulations. My bro told me De wanted to buy a doughnut, but they dropped it, so they gave him the other one. And when he came back later the doughnut was back on the display rack. Man, all this talk about about food is making me hungry. I think I'll go to 7-11 and buy a sandwich.

4. AOL had a story about Hollywood's hottest Kates. Of course, you know I had to check that out. The list was Kate Hudson, Kate Beckingsdale or whatever her name is, Katie Holmes (she was my former Hot Girl of the Year before I stopped watching Dawson's Creek), and Catherine Zeta-Jones (I have no idea why she's on this list, her name isn't even close to Kate). I believe they gave the crown to Zeta Jones, but Kate Hudson was second. People are stupid these days.