So the new semester has started. My classes seem very difficult, and it will be more work than ever. My teachers have too high standards. Come on, this is City College, this isn't some high profiled school like Beaver College, Colorado State University, or Youngstown ok? (Youngstown's mascot is a penguin). Let me break down all 5 classes for you:

1. English 1A. My teacher says she wants us to work 7-10 hours a week. Dude, just chill. She seems cool, but I think I'll grow to hate her by the end of the semester like I do for most teachers. I guess I'm going to be her slave and she's going to work me like crazy. I know what all you people are asking, were there any hot girls in that class? Well one girl did drop her pen at the end of class and I picked it up for her. She said thank you to me. What does this all mean? Well if I used Wayne standards, I could say she was all over me like white on rice (If you don't know the Wayne-Rite Aid girl story and would like me to tell it in a future blog, I would be happy to)

2. General Business 119. This class was pretty huge. The teacher seems cool, but very boring. This guy is so old, and he says he will never stop teaching. I'll have to wait a little longer before I find out how this class pans out.

3. Econ 1. I know a couple of people in this class, like Kenny. This class was so packed yesterday, because everybody wants to get in for this teacher. There were 17 people trying to add the class, and the teacher only added 10. While she was asking herself whether or not she could add the other 7, some white girl in the corner says, "No, it wouldn't be fair." Then the teacher agreed, and kicked the 7 out. Dude, if some white girl said that while I was trying to add, I would meet her after class and pull a Tonya Harding. And there was another white guy who interupped the class so he could talk to the teacher about the sign up list. Dude, there are 50 people in this class, and you think you're better than all of us by taking the teacher's time right in the middle of class? I already can tell who the jerks are.

4. Psychology 1. This class is pretty diverse. Yvonne said her boyfriend Kyle is in that class, but I didn't notice him. You know why? Because I don't take too much time scouting the guys if you know what I mean (and I'm pretty sure Brandon knamean).

5. Math 100B. This class is going to be tough. The teacher is an old school, hard nosed guy. I can smell trouble already.

So that's been basically it. It's a little depressing because I have a bad feeling about this semester already. The hardest part about a new semester is that breaking-in period. It usually takes 2-3 weeks to get used to things, and I long for that feeling now. But until then I will just hide in my shell and show up to school. Turtle, Turtle.