I told my brother about the cookie dropping incident (see previous post below), and he told all his friends. This incident will go down in history as one of the greatest moments in cookie history.

So on Saturday me Selina and Alex went to Garsons and Shirleys house. They needed to get some birds out that set up a little nest in their attic. However, the entrance was too small, so nobody could get in. The only other way to get them out is from the outside, where they pecked their way in. Those birds busted a huge hole through some chicken wire. We'll get them at a later date (we=Alex). I wouldn't want to stick my face in there and be greeted by the mother bird. So instead of killing, I mean moving the birds from the attic, Garson and Shirley treated us to a nice waffle breakfast and movie. We ended up watching The Lizzie McGuire Movie (100% Alex's choice). I was suggesting manlier movies like The Ring, but he wanted to watch Hilary Duff. Ok, ok, it was my choice. It turned out to be a pretty good movie. WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DISCUSSES THE ENDING. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ ABOUT IT, SKIP TO THE NEXT PARAGRAPH NOW. The ending was pretty good. Gordo scored big time. He has as much game as Alex Siu, but I think Alex still has more. They had an alternate ending on the DVD which at first glance looks just like the regular ending, but has a slight difference: when Lizzie and Gordo kiss, Gordo uses more tongue.

I swear Hilary Duff isn't 16 years old. No 16 year olds I know look like that. My heart tells me one thing, but the law tells me another. I bet she was born in the Dominican Republic, where her birth certificate says 16 but she's really 24. All the people from those types of countries are actually older than their certificates say. Baseball players are constantly finding out they are 2-3 years older. Even that kid, I forget his name, who pitched in the Little League World Series and dominated because he was a few years older than the other kids. You have to suspect something when that guy is pitching in a 12 -14 year old league and he's 6'7'', 240 lbs, has a beard, and a wife and 3 kids in the stands. Hilary Duff is NOT 16 (if I continue to tell myself that, I might be able to get over the illegal aspect).

So today I got my haircut after church. Annie, my normal haircutterist, came back. She had a healthy baby boy named Isaac. While she was cutting my hair, she asked me "Did you wait all this time for a haircut? It's been since January." And I proudly said yes. Then she gave me the "Wahhhh." Now I'm not fluent in Chinese, but I know what that means in Chinese. It's equivalent to the English "Daaammmmnn." But I'm glad she's back, I was starting to get into afro territory.