I will post now. My Mama Celeste Pizza For One is cooling off. They should just call it Mama Celeste Pizza For A Loser Who Has To Eat It All By Himself Because He Can't Find A Date.

Anyway, this entry is going to be about top 5 Lists. I did a little research online (look how much trouble I go through just to make a post) and found Entertainment Weekly's Top 25 Funniest North Americans. The top 5 listed are:

1. Chris Rock
2. Jon Stewart
3. Will Ferrell
4. Larry David
5. Dave Chappelle

I have no idea how they came up with this list. Did some guy just sit down and write down the 25 funniest guys he knows? I'm sure some survey was done, but I think calling Chris Rock the funniest North American is like calling Keanu Reeves the best actor in North America, it's all a matter of opinion. How come I was not mentioned on this list?

Also, while watching tv, they listed the Top 5 Cities To Hook Up In. Once again, I don't know how this survey was done. Maybe they just asked 10 guys the top 5 places they got laid the easiest and went from there.

1. Austin, TX
2. Colorado Springs, CO
3. San Diego, CA
4. Raliegh, NC
5. Seattle, WA

Here are the Top 5 Worst Cities To Hook Up In

1. Kansas City, MO
2. Wichita, KS
3. Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN
4. Detroit, MI
5. Louisville, KY

I'm glad SF isn't on that list. It gives me hope.

Here is my Top 5 Places in San Francisco Where The Hottest Women Are

1. A 3-foot radius of Alex Siu. All the hot girls flock to him
2. Stonestown Galleria on Saturday afternoon. Do not go looking for hot girls on Friday afternoon, the tennie boppers are out
3. Any foreign language class (excluding Latin, Chinese, and Russian). Usually, hot women take French or Spanish, or some exotic language because they want to travel to these places and meet hot exotic guys. Luckily for all you foreign language guys, you get to check out these hot girls before they travel
4. John Mayer concerts. If you're named John, hundreds of screaming girls will be cheering your name. Anybody named John should go to his concert. It will definately boost your ego. (the name Johnson will also work)
5. The supermarket. All the hot girls are out shopping for food. Good place to meet some women.

Umm, I now need to go to Sunset Super and pick up some...Top Ramen. Goodbye.