I've decided to have a special Sports post (I can hear all the people groaning in the crowd). Don't worry, it won't be that bad, I promise. Keep reading and maybe I'll talk about some non-sports stuff later.

I've got my take on all the major sports. Here we go...

Hockey: Now normally, Hockey doesn't interest me, but I saw the video of Todd Bertuzzi beat the crap out of Scott Moore today (http://flamevault.com/~mark/BertuzziSuckerPunch.wmv) and I have to comment on that. Bertuzzi needs to be kicked out of the league and sent to prison (just like Martha Stewart). If I went up to a stranger and sucker punched him in the back of the neck, I'd go to jail, and this shouldn't be any different. Moore has a concussion, two broken bones in his vertebrae, and is out for the year.

Baseball: There's a lot of talk about steroids, and how Barry Bonds uses them. I wish people would stop moaning about Barry Bonds' records being tainted. I've come up with the perfect solution. Every baseball player should be allowed to take steroids, that way everybody will be on an equal playing field. More home runs will be hit, and the fans love that. You can't accuse somebody of taking steroids and having an unfair advantage because everybody will be taking them. Any player who hits less than 40 home runs is weak.

Basketball: I hate Laybron.

Football: Jeff Garcia (said with a lisp) is finally gone. And I wish Terrell owens would just leave.

Ok, that's all for the sports. If you made it this far down, you are a faithful reader. I will now touch upon the Martha Stewart case:

I think the media has made too big a deal out of this. So what if she did some illegal insider trading, everybody does it (except me of course, so don't come after me US Government). There are people doing this stuff all over the country. It's kind of sad to see of all people, Martha Stewart is the one that the Courts decide to use as an example. At least you know she's going to have one beautiful prison cell. And all the inmates will be asking her for cooking tips (such as how she gets her mashed potatoes to be so smooth).

I was reading on Yahoo that some restaurant worker was making a salad and ended up cutting off the tip of his thumb. Instead of stopping, he finished making the salad, served it, cleaned up the counter, and left to the hospital. Some lady said she found some nub in her salad and didn't know what it was. I can't understand why the guy finished making the salad and served it to someone. We all know human thumbs don't taste good. He should have garnished the salad with human pinky, that finger tastes better. Geez, that chef needs to go back to cooking school and learn how to blend flavors together.