Welcome to a very special blog entry. The only reason it is considered special is because I will combine three, that's right, count 'em THREE segments into one. This will be my last post of the week, so i thought I'd make it a long one. Hope you enjoy it, and stayed tuned next week for more exciting stories.

Tids N Bits:

1. I've been watching a whole lot of Mark Wahlberg the last week. First, I saw Planet of the Apes. I saw it in the theatre long time ago with church people, but none of us every understood the ending. After watching it again, I went online and understand what the heck the ending means. Later last week, I watched Rock Star on VH1. When I first saw the movie trailer for it, it looked corny as heck. But I was sucked in as soon as the movie started. I highly recommned it. Then, E! had Mark Wahlberg True Life Story. This guy is a flat out rebel, and I like it. I especially like his third nipple. I can't say I'm going to go out now and rent every Marky Mark movie, like the Perfect Storm, but I will consider watching any other movies he comes out with later, such as Planet of the Apes 2 (aka Patrick Ewing's home).

2. Today I watched a Disney Orignal Movie: You Wish. Now this movie was good. It had the friend from Even Stevens and Lalaine from Lizzie McGuire. Man, let's just say she's come a long way. In other words, she is hot now. Incredible. You know me, I don't stick up for Disney original movies (they have a new one out about a blind teenage wrestler, c'mon), but this was a good one. It was about a guy who makes a wish his life is different, and all his friends, family, and hot Lalaine change. I was so into the movie I forgot to bid on an eBay auction I've been eyeing for a week. That's how into her, I mean the movie, I was.

3. My summer plans are up in the air. I want to go to summer school, do math camp, and get a job. But the classes offered for summer school are very limited, I don't know where to look for a job (sorry Jeff, I don't think that place you mentioned on your site will hire me), so that leaves me with math camp. There's definately nothing wrong with math camp, but I always have some beef about the way it's run because of respect issues. Maybe I'll just pack my bags and do a little traveling around the world (world=downtown SF).

4. My favorite Kate hudson website is down because of bandwidth problems, meaning I'm lonely now. Come back website.

Time for another Dear Allan segment, where I take a real Dear Abby letter, give you Abby's response, and then give my response:

"DEAR ABBY: I have been with my husband, "Ron," for 12 years. We have always gotten along well except for one thing. He smokes pot -- a lot of it. He says he will never stop. I am against pot smoking, but I've tolerated it for his sake.
My daughter, "Erica," just turned 15 and has become involved with a bad crowd. I recently found out she has been smoking pot with Ron. Ron says he'd rather Erica do it at home instead of on the streets. Now, if Ron and I have even the smallest disagreement, Erica will automatically take his side. The two of them have their own bond and inside jokes; I feel like an outsider. I would take Erica and leave my husband, but I'm not financially able. How can I make Ron realize it is unacceptable -- that he should be a role model instead of a friend? I really feel like I am going crazy. Any ideas? -- UNCOOL MOM"

Abby's Response: Make him shape up. If he doesn't, call the police and make him explain his philosophy to them.

My Repsonse: You need to lighten up (or just light up, you know what I'm saying). I think we need to address the big problem here: Your daughter is getting FREE pot from your husband. If she gets it for free, she'll never learn about hard work and making money. Make her get a job, and have Ron sell it to her. Nobody likes a free-loader.

Our last segment is new. I call this segment, "DUDE" where I rip other people for their idiotness:

Today I got to my Psychology class early and these two Asian guys were talking. I mentioned one of them before, and how he asked the class a stupid question, and everybody knew the answer since we just spent a whole week talking about it. I'm going to call that guy "Bob." So "Bob" was talking to his other asian friend "Sam." Sam was talking about how he wanted to be a doctor. Then he brought up how there's a new type of treatment using "isotopes in the blood stream" and how it's more effective than MIR's. DUDE. It's MRI's, not MIR's. Then Bob starts talking about cloning, and how he thinks cloning is moral. He says," If some guy were dying a needed a new heart, we could just clone another guy and take his heart so the first guy can live. There's nothing immoral about that." DUDE, you're cloning a human being so you can kill it and use his organs for someone else. How is that not immoral? I was about to jump out of my chair and start arguing with him on the spot. I've never seen anybody so stupid. DUDE!!!

Ok, time for bed. DUDE!