I was sitting in bed at 1AM last night trying to go to sleep. But I couldn't. So I started thinking to myself, man, tv these days has some really poor shows (I know that transition didn't make sense but just play along). So I grabbed a pen and piece of paper and started writing down ideas and names for tv shows I think should come out.

1. Lizzie Macgyver - This show would boost Disney's ratings so high, they wouldn't need to make anymore of their stupid Disney Original Movies (like MVP: Most Valuable Primate, a movie about a chimp playing Hockey. Or Take It To The Mat, where a blind kid joins the wrestling team). Anyway, Hilary Duff would play Lizzie Macgyver and solve all sorts of mysteries. She would use her 8th grade science knowledge to get herself out of wacky situations.

2. Dharma, Greg, Will, and Grace - We all know Dharma & Greg and Will & Grace are just rip-offs of each other, so why not combine the two shows. I have no idea what the plot or storyline would be like, but at least these two shows can stop confusing guys like me and just be one show.

3. Star Trek: A Look Back At The Life Of An Ensign - The best part about Star Trek is that the ensign is always the first person to die. For any bad guy on Star Trek, he kills the ensign first to make a point. I've always wanted to be that guy. Also, a very popular way for ensigns to die is for them to be manning their stations, and then all of a sudden the control panel explodes and kills the guy. I just think it would be interesting to look back at the best and worst ways Star Trek ensigns have perished.

4. Canadian Tv, Eh - In this show, an American man would be sent to Canada to live there for 6 months and camera crews document his experiences. And when this guy realizes they call soda "pop", each Ketchup flavored chips, watch nothing but golf, tennis, and hockey, and have Sportscenter spelled Sportscentre, he longs for his return to his native land.

5. Da Playground - Da Playground would be a new reality show idea. The Real World documents the ups and downs of adults living in a house. But Da Playground would be about the real life experiences of students from a 4th grade classroom in San Francisco. I'm telling you, when little Bobby finds out little Timmy also has a crush on little Susan, it's about to get bloody on the dodgeball courts. And that my friends is good television.

6. Full House: The Next Generation - The cast of the original Full House gets back together, only this time to deal with real hard-life situations. Now that everyone is grown up, problems are a little tougher for the Tanner family. When DJ Tanner is caught with marijuana, Danny Tanner won't be there to help her. The economy is rough, and Uncle Joey is out of a job. Uncle Jesse is busy dealing with his divorce while his boys Nicky and Alex are roaming the streets shoving grandma's into moving cars and stealing coins from the homeless. And with 16 year old Michelle pregnant after her little high school-behind the bleachers fun, the Tanner family discusses abortion. Finally, a show the whole family can watch.