It's been a long day. Sometimes people complicate life. And other times people make life great.

I had turned off the computer and got ready for bed, but I decided to turn it back on and blog because writing is my best way to blow off steam. I've thought about being a writer, but that would mean having to go to english school, and me grammar no is so good. Plus I don't think my books that make fun of people like Steven Segal would sell many copies.

So as many of you have heard, my brother and Lana are engaged. Their wedding should be around early July. They've already started looking for churches (or cathedrals as I called it), and a restraunt for dinner. I recommended Sizzler but they're looking for other options. I was talking to Shirley, Garson, and Pat on Friday about this. They mentioned just having one long ceremony/lunch so people don't have to drive back and forth, but I'm pretty sure there's going to be a dinner. As for entertainment, I have no idea what they have planned for that. Having discussed this with the people mentioned above and with some more thinking, I've come up with a list of activites that could go on that night:

1. Clowns: Now I know many people don't like clowns. In fact, I'm not a huge fan of them myself, but it might give the kids something to do.

2. Animal Balloon Dude: I think having an animal balloon guy would be good for the kids (and many adults).

3. Karaoke: I know me singing Your Body Is A Wonderland at my brother's wedding isn't the best place to do so, but I do sing oldies. Like Marty McFly says, there's nothing wrong with Johnny B Goode because it's an oldie, but a goodie (by the way, I will sing Your Body Is A Wonderland upon request. I also do Justin Timberlake, Maroon 5, and William Hung).

4. Lion Dancers: Shirley mentioned this one. Lion Dancers would make all the old school Chinese people drool. I've never been a Lion Dancer guy (probably because I've never been in touch with my Asian side much). I guess having Lion Dancers dance around for Chinese people is the equivalent to having Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models dance around for me.

5. Stand Up Comedy: I know Cal was working on his routine awhile back, so maybe he could come up. I could also write some material and ask people What's The Deal? about stuff. I'll leave you guys now with a little bit of what my routine would sound like. Enjoy.

"Hi everybody, thanks for coming out tonight. It's good to be back in San Francisco. I tell you what, I just came back from my trip to Harlem, and it's rough out there. I thought the "cuts of Sunset" were rough until I got out there. But seriously folks, it's good to be back for my brother's wedding. Let's give a round of applause to the happy couple . What's the deal with weddings these days? Why the heck do they have to cost so much? Britney Spears only paid $9.99 for her wedding . She got married to Jason Alexander and it only lasted one day. She'd be better off marrying George Costanza.

So the other day I was watching tv and they were showing a movie with Steven Segal . What's the deal with this guy? Why does he continue to make movies? Why does he continue to play the dumbest roles, which coincidentally are the same roles. In one movie, he's a white doctor. In another movie, he's a Chinese monk. In his latest movie, he's a native American chief. This guy's race is more complicated than Michael Jackson's. Thank you, you've been a great audience .