Today is April Fools Day. I can guarantee that for one man in America, April Fools Day ruins his life. Somewhere this very moment, some boss is trying to pull a "You're Fired" April Fools Gag on an employee, and that guy will get so emotional and forget today is April 1st that he will lose it on his boss and set his boss' car on fire. Then he will go home, realize today was April Fools Day, and start looking for work on Jobs.com.

I've never been a big fan of April Fools Day. In fact, I'm not a big fan of pulling pranks on people. This is the one day in America where all the years of trust and friendship get thrown out the window, and it's ok to lie to your friends. I used to like the show Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher, until I started realizing how messed up it was. Sure, it was fun watching Justin Timberlake cry after having his home taken from him, but if Ashton Kutcher tried to do that to me, I'd Richard Simmons slap him. I'm surprised Ashton Kutcher hasn't lost all his friends because I wouldn't trust that guy to hold my sandwich while I tied my shoes. He'd probably add some bleach to the sadwich while I wasn't looking to "punk" me.

To Shannon: Hi Shannon! I would be interested in some bleacher tickets. I actually don't have AOL anymore. You can email me at toddfuller52@juno.com

I was swtiching the channels yesterday and came upon Walker, Texas Ranger, and lo and behold, he was fighting some white guy. Does Chuck Norris do anything besides fight other people? Anyway, Chuck Norris kept kicking this guy in the face. Then the white guy takes out a pocket knife, throws it and Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris catched the friggin knife in mid air. Then he takes the knife, throws it into the heart of the white guy, and he dies. Then this chick comes out of nowhere and hugs him. This is totally ridiculous. Somebody needs to get this show off the air. Nobody catches pocket knives with their barehand, and then throws it back at the other guys heart. Chuck Norris just killed a guy, and nobody gives a damn. You can't have Texas rangers going around throwing pocket knives back at people. Doesn't this show bother anybody else?!! How come nobody ever fights Chuck Norris with a rifle? I'd like to see Norris catch bullets.

Yesterday I went to Blockbusters. I picked up Alex and Emma, Le Divorce, and Almost Famous. My Kate Hudson colection is almost complete. I'm sure all you guys are dying to come over to my house and watch my dvd's. You can choose from my great variety.

I should write a letter to Chuck Norris and tell him to stop throwing pocket knives at people.