There's been a lot of things bottled up inside my head. I've decided it's time to let them all out in a segment I like to call, "Random Thoughts." (background music by Max Weinberg 7)

1. I want to be an international movie star. I want to go to Hong Kong and be mobbed by all those HK girls. I want to live in Hong Kong and wake up every day with the HK Star or HK National Inquirer. And they can bash me all they want in those newspapers. The good thing is I won't know what they're saying about me because I don't know how to read Chinese. And I won't know what people are yelling at me because I don't speak Chinese. I will just cruise the streets, sign autographs in English, and nod to all my fans and haters.

2. I love it when I'm watching an international television show and they say American words. For example, I enjoy watching Chinese news programs because the pictures are fun to look at. And when something in the news happens and there's no translation, all of a sudden you hear "P Diddy" or "Shaquille O Neal" in a Chinese accent. That makes me smile.

3. I used to be a Shop At Home fanatic back in the days when they had their sports card segment. But now a days, they don't have it anymore, just coins, jewelery, and computer segments. I miss the days of good ol' Don West and how he got so excited when he tried to sell me something crappy. Occasionally he got so excited trying to sell sports cards that he'd drop the product on the floor. I miss those days.

4. On channel 27 they have a 24 hour jewelery Shop At Home wannabe station. It's really shady. The show looks like it's being broadcasted from the basement of a 43 year old white male who wears a wifebeater and lives off Ramen and Corn Flakes. Check it out if you get the chance. Sometimes I just want to call in and ask the operator what's her name and who does she work for.

5. Today's song of the day is Maroon 5's "Sunday Morning."

6. Today's word of the day is Dick Test - a test of susceptibily to scarlet fever. So if you ever catch scarlet fever and go to the doctor's office, order a Dick Test immediately.

7. I don't like it when people buy sports jersey's custom made and put their own name or nickname on the back. Whenever I see people like that, I shake my head in disgust. Sometimes I stare at their jersey and it makes me wonder when the Giants had a player named "Suckafree."

8. Mr. Kuhns passed away. He was actually pronounced dead on the scene from his heart attack. He was 76 years old, a damn energetic 76 year old. The only family he had was a sister. He will be missed. It's amazing what kind of effect he had on me, and I only knew him for 4 months. My brother convinced me to take that class this semester, and I'm glad I did.

9. I got a 74 on my math test. I thought for sure I got in the 50's or 60's.

10. Finals time is coming up. This finals season is going to be horrific. All my finals are being weighed so heavily, that there's almost no margin for errer. Ha! I can't wait until Friday May 28 when Raising Helen starring Kate Hudson comes out. My last final is Wednesday May 26. I plan to spend May 27 doing absolutely nothing as my first day of summer, then celebrate the 28th with that movie. I will also not shave until my last final. I see all those hockey players with their tradition of not shaving until the playoffs are over. That's why all the Stanley Cup winners look like Jesus or this guy.

Thanks for reading.