Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony got married. Wow, I must say, this JLo is a whore. A big one. She must have some fear of being alone because this is her third marriage (I consider it her 4th because that whole Jen/Ben thing was pretty close). This is starting to get ridiculous. Who hasn't she married yet? I wouldn't be surprised if one of my friends was married to her by the end of the year.

I thought I'd end today's blog with a little Dear Allan, where I take actual Dear Abby letters, summarize Abby's repsonse, and then give my take. Today's letter comes from Pat in Kansas. Pat writes,
"DEAR ABBY: Prom season is upon us. Thousands of beautiful gowns and handsome tuxes will be bought or rented. Please suggest to your young readers that they can get more mileage out of those beautiful outfits by planning and presenting a fashion show or a tea for a local retirement home. Seniors in these facilities would love to see the girls in their gowns and the young men in their tuxes. This will not only bring back memories for the seniors, but will bring the "outside" and "inside" communities together in a way that will bring joy to young and old alike."

Abby's Response: That would make a great club project because the "models" would have fun and parents could help provide tea and cookies. Someone needs to start up such a program.

Allan's Response: That's a horrible idea Pat. First off, old people don't want to see young people walking around in prom clothing, it only reminds them of how old they are. Secondly Pat, if you find me a dozen kids who are willing to do this for free, I'll buy you dinner, because I don't know a dozen kids that would put on this kind of show for seniors. Plus girls are getting more Britney-like these days, aka skankier. Some of these prom dresses could be mistaken for lingerie. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going down to the retirement home now to show all the grandma's my jeans that expose my yellow smileyface boxers.

Thanks for reading.