Occasionally I use the nickname "The Mayer." Garson told me Shirley thought it referred to Mayor McCheese. I didn't know who he was, so I did a little research. Turns out Mayor McCheese is a character from McDonaldland and has a giant cheeseburger for a head. He even has a little tophat! I definately dig this Mayor McCheese guy. Too bad McDonald's phased him out, just like they did to Ronald McDonald (notice he's not around on tv anymore, but instead have used the ghetto I'm Loving It campaign to attract all the fobs).
 
The Hamburglar should go to prison.
 
Most of you who read this blog know me pretty well I'll say. I don't consider myself too complex of a guy. I do get mood swings from time to time, but luckily for me, my mood swings aren't followed by any cramps or abnormal bleeding. In fact, hang out with me long enough and you'll probably figure out my likes, dislikes, my little quirks, hobbies, and when it's time to say goodbye for the day. But I thought I'd do a little segment to help you get to know the man behind this blog a little better. I call it: Things You Probably Didn't Know About Allan
 
1. My parents were going to name me Jennifer if I was a girl. (on a sidenote, I turned out to be a boy and they named me Allan). My brother, however, still insists occasionally on calling me a girl.
 
2. I have a pet peeve I'm willing to admit. I hate it when I sit behind girls in class and they fling their hair back in my face. I don't care how good your hair smells, I hate it when girls do that. I don't know if it's better to sit behind a girl who flings her hair a lot, or sitting behind a guy who farts a lot. But either way, girls, stop flinging your hair!!! All your crap is getting into my face.
 
3. I used to thing Boys II Men was "Boys Cement."
 
4. I own a Spice Girls CD. It's only a single and not their entire album if that helps my case.
 
5. I used to own a pet chicken I received from church after I invited a friend out. I named him Morgan. I got that name from watching Banana's In Pajamas. I don't know how many of you remember that show, but it was a British show on the WB back in 95 that had these two guys dressed in banana suits named B1 and B2. They lived with three bears, and one of them was named Morgan. It's pretty sad that I was actually watching this during the 6th grade. It's even sadder when I found out after I gave Morgan away that he was really a she.
 
I hope I've enlightened you. Thanks for reading.