There's this kid at math camp that me and Alex always joke about. He's a really nice and quiet guy that's been to math camp for the past two years. Let's just call him "Diop." Anyway, this kid is going to be a 9th grader and has these huge guns. He's always wearing muscle shirts that are really short and emphasize his weapons of mass destruction. I have never seen such a buff asian 9th grader in all my life. Anyway, Alex thought it would be fun to have his arm wrestle people older than him. The other day we were waiting for him to finish his lunch so we could get the games on. While in the middle of eating his second sandwich, he was looking over his shoulder at "John", his first competitor. Then Alex yelled from across the yard "Stop looking and eat your sandwich!", then Diop quickly turns and starts eating his sandwich again. I didn't see the match because I had to ref some volleyball games, but I was told Diop lost but put up a good fight. Then Alex thought it would be a good idea if I arm wrestled him. Of course, I took the challenge despite the fact he is 5 years younger than I am. He pinned me in about 3 seconds, ok, maybe it was more like 1.3 seconds. I'm just saving my muscles for something more useful.

Someone broke into our mathcamp and stole boxes of Cup o' Noodles and Air-Heads. That has got to be one of the stupidest robberies ever. I hope that person chokes on his artificial beef and shrimp.

Air Bud is such an athletic dog. He should win an Oscar for his performances.