1. One of these days, I'm going to create a website for everybody in the world to explain their inside jokes. Then there will be no more inside jokes among the human race. Is that a good idea? You tell me.

2. I went shopping yesterday at Stonestown with Kenny and Alex. I never go shopping, and never is an understatement. We ended up going to Aero and I saw something I liked. Naturally, I went to try it on. That only took about 10 minutes because I quickly discovered Aero's "Small" really is small, and I didn't believe it when I first saw the tag. When I went to go pay for it, there was a FAT line of girls paying for their clothes. I probably stood in line for 10 minutes for all these girls to pay. I wondered what took so long, so I glanced at the counter and some girl was buying about 8 thongs (the register said $3.50, which sounds kinda cheap for thongs in my opinion, not that I'm a thong master). I finally got out of that store, but Alex and Kenny probably waited 20 minutes for me. Sorry guys. Next time I go shopping, I'll try to make sure I'm not waiting behind the thong queen.

3. I didn't see too many guys in that store. Maybe it's a woman's store. And you know what, I wouldn't even have noticed if it was.

4. Buying 8 thongs is like having one thong per day, but that 8th thong is there in case one of the other seven breaks down. It must be equivalent to the Baker's Dozen theory in Thongland.

5. I enjoy watching the Chinese gameshow on channel 68 at 10:30 Saturdays. Ophelia introduced me to it when I saw it at her house. Even though I can't understand what they're saying, it's fun to watch Chinese people do weird things.

6. I hate it how the church asks me to help out, then insults me on the job I do. Sometimes change can be a good thing.

7. It's a horrible feeling to be in the crossfire between two friends. I still haven't figured out how to deal with that one yet.

8. Maybe I'll make a new friend this semester. Maybe.

9. There's not enough asians on "Cops."

10. Sometimes I wish I were in Canada with my relatives. Then I'd move there and begin a new life, because many people can shift in and out of your life without you realizing they're gone. Then I'd make fun of Americans while drinking pop and eating my ketchup chips.

11. I can't remember which movie it was from. Maybe it was from Castaway, but I remember a line that said when you disappear, people will miss you, and when you come back, everybody forgets all the bad things you ever did because they're just happy to see you again. It's like starting all over.