Martin and Alex told me about this infomercial for Esteban Guitars, and how amazing yet cheesy they were. In all my years of watching television (19 years), I had never seen this infomercial, even though I watch tons of infomercials. So I set out to channel surf at 11:00 PM to find the famous Esteban Informercial, and I ended up finding it! And since then, I've found it on tv over and over. And I still watch it because this guy is funny to watch. Under his name on the screen, they always put "Guitar Virtuoso"; how corny is that? Anyway, I would never be caught with his guitar which costs only 3 easy payments of $66. I admit, the guitar does look kinda cool, but this Esteban guy looks shady. For one, he wears sunglasses, and anyone who wears sunglasses when playing a guitar indoors has something to hide (I suggested to my brother that he has no eyes and that he's just covering that secret up to sell more guitars and appeal to us eye-lovers). Also, he wears this stupid looking hat. And last, he's got these long fingernails so he can pluck his strings, but guys with long nails is just straight up weird. So the lesson of this paragraph is to never buy his guitar (and never buy anything from a man named Esteban who wears funny accessories). If you want to find his infomercial, just channel surf around 11-12 at night.

I discovered a great show: Cheaters. It's a show where people who suspect their boyfriend/girlfriend of cheating go to the show so the show's crew can go stalk the suspect and see if the claim is true. The host of the show, Joey Greco, is awesome. He literally gets into people's faces, accuses them of cheating, and talks hecka smack to these cheaters. It's no wonder that he got stabbed on the show by one of the cheaters. This is definately a show you need to see because Joey Greco has no fear of confronting cheaters and talking smack to them. In the episode I saw, this one black girl thought her boyfriend was cheating on her while she was away, so they stalked the boyfriend and found out he was indeed sleeping with another black girl. So while the boyfriend and "the other girl" were at a motel, the Cheaters crew with Joey Greco and the girlfriend went to confront him. The best part was that Joey Greco knocks on the door, says "Housekeeping" so the guy opens up, and then he busts in. Then he gets all up in the black guy's face and when the black guy shoves Joey Greco, Greco says "I can take you down in 5 seconds." Then the crew restrains the boyfriend and takes him away from Greco, but Greco says from a distance "You can let him go now." HAHA, what a loser.

More useless posts to come.