I started to write about how jacked up my week has been, but I decided to delete it and come back later. I really don't do that much, deleting my posts that is. Usually I just post whatever comes to my mind because that's as honest as it'll come, and nobody likes to read about some guy moaning over his week.

I'll leave you with some randomness:

1. "The Amazing Race" is not a show about asians.

2. "Crossing Jordan" is not a show starring Allen Iverson.

3. Isn't it ironic that the general manager for the $180 million dollar Yankees is named Brian Cashman? The A's should just hire some guy named Jimmy Pennypincher as their GM next year.

Now here's some randomness inspired by my day in Nutrition class:

4. It's true that unborn babies can get hiccups. I suggest that you eat a spoon full of sugar if your baby starts hiccuping.

5. Milk is actually unhealthy for humans, yet we continue to drink it. The only milk healthy for humans is breast milk. I wanted to raise my hand in class and suggest that we start marketing and bottling breast milk for mass consumption, but I'd probably just make myself look like the perv of the class. But you know some marketting genius will steal my idea and prevent it from being a "marketing disaster." Got Breast Milk?

I am not having the Best Week Ever.