I had no intentions of Blogging today but I got suckered in to the world of Blog. I should really be studying for my Geography test on Friday, but I guess I'll leave that up to the rest of tonight. I wasted 4 hours on the Giants game. I won't talk about the Giants right now because I think we should discuss something more upbeat (I'll leave all the ranting to Cal's Site or Pat's Site).

Anyway, I was on Yahoo today when I happened to "stumble" upon the Yahoo Personals. Ok, ok, I admit, this isn't the first time I've checked them out, but I honestly didn't mean to check them out (today at least). Well, I started looking around, you know, just to see what's on the market if you know what I mean. Anyway, I thought it would be interesting to see what I would write in my description if I did decide to one day put myself on the market (although if I did that, the ladies would be paying sky high prices for me. I haven't gotten my Econ degree yet, but I'm no stranger to the theory of supply and demand). Keep in mind Yahoo has some categories where you have to choose one of their answers, so I can only put in so much of my own writing. Everything in ( ) is just commentary on this site and can't be added on Yahoo. I figured it'd be better if I put in my own answers in the About My Match section to let the ladies know what I'm looking for, rather than use Yahoo's answers. Here goes:

Title: Sexy Man For Sale. Limited Time Offer
Gender: Male? (notice the question mark)
Man Seeking a Woman
Location: San Francisco, CA
Age: 19
Marital Status: Single
Body Type: Slender (yet Sexy)
Height: 5' 7"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Ethnicity: Asian
Sense of Humor: Goofy
Social Setting: Comic Relief
TV Watching: Sports Nut
Living Situation: With Parents
Have Kids: No
Want (more) kids: Not Sure
Education: Some College
Employment Status: Part-Time
Occupation: Sales / Marketing (This refers to my eBay selling)
Income: Less Than $24,999 (This shows you that my eBay selling isn't doing so well)
Political Views: Not Political (although all the different groups I insult on this site would see me as politically incorrect)
Languages: English, Spanish
Interests: Watching Sports, Playing Music, Gaming
In my own words: I'm desperate for a lady. Any kind of lady will do. I don't care how ugly you are. If you're attractive, that's a bonus for me.

About My Match
Location: Within 6,000,000 miles of San Francisco, CA
Age: Fetus - 120+
Marital Status: Any
Body Type: Sexy
Height: 1'' - 12'0''
Eyes: Needs at least one
Hair: Any
Ethnicity: Any
Sense of Humor: Needs to be able to laugh, even if it's a pity chuckle
Living Situation: Needs to have own place
Have Kids: Needs to have 0
Want (more) kids: Only if I'm the father
Education: Any. You can't expect too much from a fetus
Employment Status: Needs to be employed. No bums please
Occupation: Any. Strippers preferred
Income: Anything above $7.50 an hour
Political Views: Must not be political
Languages: Vulcan
Interests: Making out