I went to a wedding yesterday with my family. It was for these people I've never met before, but the bride is my second cousin. It definately felt strange to go because I didn't know anybody there, but my mom sort of forced us to go. My mom thought it would also be good to watch the best man run the show to get some tips (I told her I don't need tips because I make my own rules, but she didn't respond when I said that). Anyway, the wedding was pretty cool, and my second cousin was pretty nice to us. Dinner was also pretty cool. I guess I did pick up some do's/don't do's for Dave's wedding. For one, the best man yesterday kept using the same joke over and over. It was funny the first time, but it started to get lame after that.

The worst part of the wedding was my mom trying to hook me up with all the girls close to my age. She went around telling her about her son Allan in college while she pointed at me in the corner. I was just in the corner eating the refreshments (aka grapes). I probably looked like a dork. There was this one girl she talked to, and my mom asked if I was interested later on. I said no, because I think she's on the same side of the family as I am, meaning she might be some distant forth cousin of mine. I tell you one thing, I'm not going to marry my forth cousin, I'm not trailer trash. Plus if we had kids, the gene pool would be all messed up and we'd probably end up having monster babies. My dad also asked whether Lana's maid-of-honor is my age, but it's probably going to be her cousin. There's no way I'm going to marry someone in Lana's family, because that's going to screw up all the "in law" family name titles and that's essentially like marrying some distant forth cousin. My brother and I would probably end up being sisters.

I'm glad this isn't China so my parents won't set me up with a girl for marriage. Let's just say I'm looking for someone NOT RELATED TO ME. I think I got that point to my parents last night. I'll find a girl using my own tactics, thank you very much (i.e. waiting around for some girl to ask me out).

And congrats to Johnson on getting that scholarship to Korea. You can meet some nice Korean girls and impress them with your english (they'll giggle like schoolgirls when they hear your "American accent"). You probably won't need any pickup lines, because being American is studly enough. Or maybe they hate Americans like we hate the French, who knows. Lets just say English isn't the only subject you'll be tutoring the girls on, you know what I'm saying.

I'll discuss the Ron Artest-Ben Wallace gangster brawl over the weekend now. It was one of the coolest fights ever, because fans got involved. I agree that Artest should be suspended for the season, but there's no way players should be able to punch people and get away with it. And as for Jermaine O'Neal, how can he only get 25 games suspended?! This guy sucker punched a fan on the ground (or as Alex claims, he "slipped", causing his momentum to lean his fist into the man's face). He should get at least 35 games or more. And we all know the black girl was the one who threw the beer at Artest, no way that white guy four rows back behind everyone threw it (just look at the angle the beer came from). Artest can't punch a black girl, so he ends up punching some white guy?! That's hecka stupid. He's just doing this to get some street cred before his album drops.

This is hard to say, because we've had two good years together, but it might be time to move to Xanga. Joe Ho keeps telling me to switch, and maybe I will listen to you. It'll be like packing everything up, starting all over again, and moving to another city. Any imput is welcomed. Stay tuned for my decision.

So that's about it for me. Just been staying at home and doing homework and playing guitar. Guitar is the only method for me to let everything out, I don't know what I'd do without it. I'd probably end up Artesting people in the streets. Hopefully I'll be able to get past these next three days without resorting to violence. Thanksgiving is coming up!