I've got a very important English essay due tomorrow, but there's nothing more important than blogging. Elisa wants me to blog and get a Tamagotchi so mine can hook up with hers. I might have to go buy one later, but the truth is, I can barely take care of myself, so how am I supposed to take care of a digital pet? I'm going to make it super obese and a pimp (It's going to have many children with many different Tamagotchi's, and not pay a single dime to any of the mothers for support).

I was bored, so I thought I'd dig up my 2004 New Years Resolutions to see how I was doing. I swear I forgot what they were, so reviewing them today gives me three weeks to accomplish them if possible. Here's the list again with my current situation in parentheses:

1. Meet Kate Hudson. Not only do I want to meet her, but I want to shake her hand, take a picture with her, kiss her, and tell her I love her. Then my life will be complete. I will make copies of that picture and send it to everyone, even neighbors who don't know me. (So far, this one seems legally impossible. I do own 6 of her movies though)

2. Get an A in every class I take at CCSF. This is actually possible, but it would require I study even harder than ever before. I'm still waiting on my fall grades. (I've come somewhat close, but I've failed for this one)

3. Learn to play the guitar. So far, it's been coming along, but I'm no John Mayer yet. Practice and time will make me better, at least I hope. (I wouldn't say I'm up to John Mayer standards, but I can play a handful of songs, so I'll call myself decent)

4. Destroy Dick Tracy. The thing about me is, I hold grudges. I know it's not a good thing, but it's part of my personality. I'm one of those guys who will stay angry about something that happened to me 10 years ago. (For those of you who don't recall, this is one of my enemies from Thursday volleyball at Zion. I didn't destroy him because I got placed on in his team last time, but I still think he's got prick-like qualities)

5. Go to a stripclub. I'm a stripjoint kind of fellow. So Jeff, how about that bachelor party eh, eh, wink wink. (I'm still waiting fellas. I've got the dollar bills if you've got the fake ID for me. I'll even settle for Big Al's)

6. Get into a fistfight. For once I'd like to punch someone who really deserves a punch in the face. There are so many people out there that deserve to be hurt. Maybe I will run into one in 2004. (I can think of a few instances where this could've happened, but I cannot get myself to do such a thing)

7. Go to Cleveland, Ohio. Every year, the National Sports Card Convention is held someplace different. This year it's in Ohio. Perhaps it's time for a roadtrip. (I've pretty much given up on cards. I guess the hobby isn't as fun anymore, especially with the Ron Artest/Baseball Steroids/NHL Lockout situations. Sports in general has gotten a black eye. Excuse me, an African American eye)

8. Make a new friend. I know I know, I did make a promise I wouldn't make any friends at CCSF. But maybe this semester is the one where I make a new friend. But I must clarify, friend=hot, sexy, woman. There were a couple of those in my Spanish class (mamacitas as I call them). I don't know how many will be in my next classes. Maybe I should take a quilt making class, perhaps they're all hiding there. (I've actually made some new friends this semester, especially at my new job. The people there are pretty nice to me. Sorry Gars and Shirley, I let you down, I actually interacted with humans this semester)

9. Have $1,000 in my Experiment Fund before the year's end. If I want to reach my goal of $10,000, I need to at least get to $1,000 this upcoming year. (The experiment ended early in March I believe, but I made about $75 profit. Not bad for a project involving eBay and baseball cards)

And finally
10. Find Her. It's been on my list for the past three years. Maybe it'll come off the list. (Alex keeps asking me if I've met any "chicas" at CCSF. Let's just say them chicas is out there, but I'm no Alex aka Rick Fox alright? Give me some time)

Final score: 2/10. Not too shabby.