Bernard's Xanga picture of that dog in drag is a chick magnet. He was suggesting that I join over to the dark side (Xanga) so I can post up a cute picture and more hot girls will visit my site (I said "more" because we all know there's a ton of hot girls already reading this blog site. You ladies know who you are). Anyway, that got me thinking about stuff that is considered chick magnets. I've come up with a list of things you should carry around with you to maxamize your potential:

1. Dog. Girls love dogs. They'll come over to you, ask you for its name, pet it, etc. Having a dog is like Speed Dating. I need to go buy me a cute dog later. Although I'll be using him for my benefit, the dog won't know the difference. Plus it'll probably be getting more attention from the girls than I'd get.

2. A Child. Some of you parents out there need to lend me your child for a day so I can pick up some girls. If I carry around a child, girls will think I'm a caring single dad, and that I'm sensitive and loving (when we all know I'm really an evil thug deep down). That's basically the plot for the movie About A Boy. If having a kid and pretending to be a single dad can land you Rachel Weisz, sign me up.

3. Guitar. I've yet to try it, but maybe one day I'll just carry around my guitar at CCSF. If someone asks me to play, I'll just say my guitar isn't tuned or something. But maybe my stock will rise like Biotech companies on Wall Street by having my guitar with me.

4. Sporting Equipment. I mentioned in a previous post about how I carried around a soccer ball at Lowell and people asked me if I played soccer. Perhaps it's time to carry around some baseball equipment, or maybe some volleyball equipment. Maybe I'll wear knee pads on top of my jeans, or I'll go Tonya Harding on a CCSF baseball player and take his letterman jacket. Girls dig the athletes.

I don't think girls are really noticing us guys with big backpacks and pocket protectors.

Sounds like that finger in the Wendy's chili may have been planted in there by the lady because she has a history of suiing companies. That kinda sucks. I was hoping the whole thing was real.

Do you guys ever wonder what it'd be like if there were three genders? And I'm not talking about transgenders or people like that. I'm saying what if there was a totally different third gender. We never really think about what if there was something in addition to male and female. It'd be kind of weird. We'd probably call them zemales. I mean, it's just accepted in today's world that there are males, and females. But if we had zemales walking around from the beginning of time, it'd be no big deal. I have no idea what a zemale would look like because they'd have to look totally different from males and females to differentiate them.

I guess I need to stop thinking about this kind of stuff.