Elisa told me to do the 20 Random things about me. Here they are:

1. My middle name is Jonathan, so if I ever start a boyband, I'm going to be called A.J.

2. I have Hilary Duff and O-Town on my iPod.

3. I'm really a girl.

4. I took Latin in high school for two years, offically making me half Chinese, half Latino.

5. I'm not adventurous enough to try the different flavors of drinks, so I always get the usual. One of these days, I'm going to try a Sobe that isn't carrot orange or citrus.

6. I'm afraid to kill bugs. So if I ever get married, I'm going to need to find a wife to kill the spiders, because I'm not gonna do it.

7. I threw rocks at a Russian kid before.

8. I spent 4 years in the Lowell Orchestra and never got to the Symphonic Orchestra (the highest of the 3 tiers). I felt like a 45 year old baseball player stuck in a AAA farm system.

9. I once wanted to be a stand up comedian but I scrapped that idea when I realized I didn't have any material.

10. I believe a person should be loved not because of their outer appearance, but for their inner beauty. I say this because I lack the first so I have to promote the second.

11. When I'm around ghetto people, I try to blend in by using the words "man" and "fo shizzle."

12. I want to be homeless for a month to see what it's like living on the streets. Then when the month is over, I'll go back home and eat my steaks and drink my fine wine.

13. I once got hit in the face by a soccer ball in front of the entire gym class during a game of IM soccer. The sad thing was that I was in the stands watching the game and not even playing.

14. As a kid, I liked watching Shop at Home and Home Shopping Network because they offered so many items that I wish I had. Who wouldn't want 12 pounds of Alaskan Salmon?

15. I like to make fun of people to make myself feel better.

16. I'm great at beating people at Literati and Word Racer. Just ask the people that I've destroyed.

17. I plan to move to Mexico and live under the name Juan Mayor.

18. I own 5 Kate Hudson DVDs.

19. I used to have a pet chicken named Morgan.

20. I'm really good looking.