I see a lot of celebrities at Berkeley. Well, maybe they aren't real celebrities, but they sure look like the real ones. I've seen guys that look like Pedro Sanchez, Anthony Edwards, Brian Litrell of the Backstreet Boys, Brad Pitt. It's like a Hollywood premiere sometimes just walking around campus.

I need a band name for my fictional band. I can't use my boyband group name of NSTANT anymore. It has to be catchy. I was thinking of something like Massive Hemorrhage or Infected Gash because Pat said girls dig guys with scars. But it sounds too heavy metal. Another popular idea for bands is to attach numbers, because numbers make everything original and catchier. Of course we'd rather listen to Blink 182, not Blink.

How about Massive Hemorrhage 911.