My dad bought me McDonald's for lunch on Friday. McDonald's now sells eggnog, so he got me one. It tasted pretty good. My mom also froze a pumpkin pie, so I was eating that today. We also have cans of cranberry sauce. It's like the holiday season all year long.

American Idol begins again in January. I remember they had Mark McGrath, the lead singer from Sugar Ray, as a guest judge last year. Mark McGrath is a judge in a singing competition? That's like having Steve Buscemi be a judge in a beauty contest.

There's a lot of unwashed dishes in my apartment (not mine of course), so there's been these flies that have come out of nowhere. At first, it was no big deal. But then there was just a ton of these little flies. They aren't fruit flies, because those I could handle. But these are about the size of two fruit flies, and when you squish them, there's a ton of blood that squirts out, so I don't want to smash them with my hands. I try to get them Kleenex style but they're too fast. So I said enough is enough. I brought my fly zapper that my cousin from Canada gave me this summer. In Canada, these are a necessity because mosquitos are everywhere. So I decided to unleash it on these suckers. For those of you who don't know what it is, it's just an electric fly zapper that looks like a tennis racquet, but when you hold down the button and hit a fly with it, an electric shock zaps it. It makes one heck of a sound too. I killed three flies in a span of 8 minutes, one Kleenex style because I'm a savage. Let that be a lesson to all you flies out there, I am Lord of the Flies!

Finals season has begun for me. I start on Thursday and go until Monday the 19th. I haven't had a chance to enjoy this Christmas season. I will begin Christmas shopping on the 20th and go up against all the other late shoppers. It sucks that the Christmas concert is on the 18th, and then I have to go back to Berkeley and take a Stats final, but I think it'll be good. I might have to celebrate on the 20th when I'm done with finals by sleeping for a personal record of 18 hours with a piss jar by my bed so I don't have to get up. Maybe I'll also keep some pumpkin pie and cranberry sauce on my nightstand when I get hungry.

What are my plans for Chirstmas break? Here's a list:

1. Cry right after finals because I know I'll screw up a lot.
2. Maybe have a movie marathon. Possibly a Kate Hudson one, or a Back To The Future one.
3. Let's have our long awaited baking party.
4. Christmas shopping and Christmas card writing.
5. Maybe a trip down to L.A.
6. Drawing new Bevis and Spud comics.
7. Playing the guitar until my hands bleed.
8. Going to the zoo.
9. Volunteering at my mom's school and hanging out with her kids.
10. Selling stuff on eBay so I can become a millionaire.
11. Spending New Years at church's Wild Wild Party.
12. Studying (haha).

That's pretty much it. If you want to join me, I could always use the company. Have a good week, especially all you unlucky bastards who have finals like me.