So today I was walking home from school at around 7:00 PM. I picked up a burger and onion rings at Bongo Burger for dinner. On my way home, some black homeless guy standing outside a Ben & Jerry's was talking to himself. Then he threw a piece of bread at me and called me an asshole. I guess this guy never played little league baseball, because he missed me and all I saw was a piece of bread flying by me. I guess it is hard to hit a moving target, such as a skinny Chinese guy. I guess I'm so thin that it made things harder for him. I would've turned around and said something but I didn't want to put my onion rings in jeopardy.
When I got home this afternoon too, my noisy neighbor started banging on my wall. If he's pissed about the guys living above him, why is he banging on my wall? Then I yell "Stop banging on my wall." Then ten minutes later he slams doors and bangs on my wall again, so then I have to bang back. Of course, he bangs back again. My other roommate heard the banging so we called the person in charge of the floor. I was just told to call her when they do it again, no matter the time of the day, so she can come down and figure out why the heck he's banging on my wall. One of these days, I'm going Cool Aid on this fellow and it'll scare the hell out of him seeing me fly through his walls.
This concludes my People Are Idiots post.

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