Played some basketball today. It was our championship game for CBC. I told Ben I had a new strategy, and I put it into play today. It's called the John Salley stategy. Basically, you try and be on good teams. Then when it comes time for the big game, you sit back and let your teammates elevate their game. Then you come in during the final minute(s) when your teammates have wrapped things up so it looks like you contributed to the win. Then you participate in the team photo, and nobody will ever know you only played a minute, but people will think you actually helped in the victory. Hey, John Salley has 4 Rings. This is my second.

Then played some basketball with the guys at Lowell. It only took me about 5 minutes of running around until I had to stop myself. It was the most running around I've done in a while. But I finally was able to finish a few games after (mainly by playing zone defense and not running back on all the plays, haha). Overall, I had a good time. I needed the exercise and I didn't get any stomach aches like I did last time I played at Lowell. I need some cardio to strengthen my heart.

I will be speaking at Bible Study this Friday. I know it's a three day weekend and I'm sure many people will be gone. So to increase attendance, fan support, and team morale, I will pull a Ben and will be providing free snacks and beverages. I might even buy your favorite snack or beverage. But you must come and show up in order to get the free snacks. Sorry, no free Colonial Wigs will be given out. But come out this Friday and support your local mayer.