One of the nice things about this website is that I've got a lot of people reading it from around the country. In fact, here's what people are saying:

"Imaginative, creative, and simply funny. Sometimes I laugh so hard I accidentally fart" - Phil, Minnesota

"This website is the only reason I pay for Internet service" - Martha, Iowa

"Lemmyboy's Blog, I am ready to fight" - The guy from Creed

"My wife left me and my house burned down. I wanted to end my life, but I wasn't sure if heaven had Internet. So I decided to live" - Tom, Georgia

"After I read this website, it makes me want to talk dirty" - Anonymous ex-anchor of Access Hollywood