So I was sitting at my dinner table eating some bread tonight when I look over at the fruit dish and notice something funny. Usually, a fruit dish consists of the normal orange, apple, grape, banana, and the occasional mango. But I was seeing all sorts of weird stuff in our fruit dish. To prove it, I took some pictures:


My mom says this is called an Anon, which is something she used to eat in Cuba and is like a lychee. I don't know about you guys, but I think this is just an artichoke trying to pass as a fruit.


I then noticed we had some bananas. But upon closer inspection, these things are like fetuses. So I compared them to "normal" bananas. I'm not really sure what the advantage of a smaller banana is. Maybe it's like the 6'' sub versus the 12'' sub at Subway, where some people just prefer to eat less, even though the 12'' sub is a better montary deal. Either way, these bananas need to stop drinking so much coffee because it's stunting their growth.