The media is all over the Kerry botched joke attempt. This just teaches us a valuable lesson: never tell any jokes ever. I wonder if he wrote that joke by himself. Maybe one night he was sitting in bed and all of a sudden he thought of that joke, chuckled, turned on his lamp, and wrote it down so he could tell the public later. Or maybe he found that joke online. There's a lot of joke websites out there.

I saw this on the news and finally found the article on Yahoo. It's about a woman who unexpectedly gave birth to a child and was nine months pregnant without knowing she was pregnant. She gained 30 pounds in nine months and on the news, she said her weight gain was because her family was using a lot more butter in their food. Wow. If I gained 30 pounds in nine months, I would probably tell my family to stop using so much better. The doctor said he's seen 12 of these cases in his 20 years in medicine. Honestly, I find it hard to believe, but I've never been pregnant before so I wouldn't know what it feels like, and last I checked, I'm not a doctor. I'm still trying to get pregnant though. It's one of my goals.