This is Rosie O'Donnell trying to be funny (or trying to teach at CBC Chinese School). Where's Clay Aiken when you really need him to cover someone's mouth?



Finals have finally arrived. My last final is on the 18th, but I have been given the option of an "early final" for that class, meaning I could take it on the 12th instead if I wanted to because the professors know some people want to leave Berkeley early and be with family. Although it may be academic suicide to have finals on the 12th, 13th, 14th and lastly on the 16th, I am going to attempt it so I can relax on Sunday. Plus my brother said it was too good of an option to pass up. Time to grow out my annual finals beard.

My brother and Lana will be coming back to S.F. on the 23rd, meaning I will finally get to roll around in the grass with Mochi. But I won't allow Mochi to play with my guitars. Not because I'm afraid he will get them dirty, but because he's not even a year old. He's not ready to learn yet. I'll teach him to play when he's 3. I also have plans to teach him how to play softball so he can join the Mo'Yeah's.