There are three sad things about this post. One is that I used to watch this stuff hours at a time as a kid. My brother can verify that. Second is that Don West is my idol despite the fact he is knocking over cards and swimming in "Michael Jordan College Rookies." Third is that I'm watching this stuff at 2:00AM on a Wednesday morning. I am such a loser.



And just because I can't get enough of classic shopping network moments: